ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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queenchrissycumberbatch:

my friendship comes in 3 levels:

1) sass 

2) insults

3) inappropriate sexual humor

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last night I had a dream that I was driving with my boyfriend and his family and we were listening to my iPod on shuffle and I write sins not tragedies came on and I calmly asked my boyfriend to change it before it was too late.

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Here’s a thought.
Instead of teaching people not to murder, why not teach people not to GET murdered?
Because obviously if they do, they must have been asking for it.

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